recently, this kid has decided that he no longer likes corn. weird, because he's never had an issue with it before. i served up corn on the cob with dinner a few weeks ago and he literally turned up his nose and looked so offended - wouldn't even touch it and kept trying to take it off his plate. ugh
anyway. when i work in the canteen, the kids have a lunch order that day. wednesdays we have a special of chicken strips, wedges and corn on the cob. we sent his out like usual with the corn and at the end of the day he was like "why did you send me corn? i hate corn!" well. the lunch order bags have instructions on them and if you don't say no corn, you'll get corn. joseph: hmmmph
the following wednesday he carefully writes no corn on the bag and when i was hurriedly packing the bags, i accidentally gave him corn. mum. i don't. want. corn. oh my goodness i'm sorry i'll be more careful.
by this stage chantelle (the other canteen lady i work with) and i were in fits over it and when this bag appeared this week, she decided to play a prank on him. no corn. so what does she do? instead of his lunch, which was carefully packed (with no corn) and put in the warmer...
she gave him nothing but corn. we were laughing soooo hard about it and when his class collected the basket we kept giggling thinking of what would happen. but then it had been far too long and he hadn't appeared yet to get his actual lunch and we got worried.
around the corner comes his teacher, mr. omar, holding the bag looking completely confused and my little storm cloud following him stomping his feet and wearing a look of absolute infuriation. we lost it laughing and as soon as mr. omar realised it was joseph's own mother behind it, he couldn't hold back his laughter either. i was literally crying i was laughing so hard and he got so angry. "i don't want corn" he roared at me, at which time i gave him his actual lunch and told him it wasn't me! he replied, "it doesn't matter, you laughed!!!!" yes. yes i did. oh my goodness did i laugh. just another day in the life of a mum.
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update: the following wednesday he wrote on his bag:
no corn, no corn on the cob. no canned corn, just no corn! this means you chantelle.
so what did she do? sent him a free bag of popcorn. solid gold. he actually ate that one, but now he's furious because he had no idea that popcorn was corn too. 😂