i... don't

(cake by clare - sandra's lovely sis)

today at work we had a lovely suprise delivered...
a divorce cake!

after 18 years of marriage to "the psycho" sandra is calling it quits, and as far as we are concerned, any reason to celebrate...
so divorce cake it was
sandra's reason for leaving? patience wore out
results of marriage? 3 beautiful children and a
permanent headache

and as the cake was cut - we asked sandra if
she had any final words...
she did indeed... and replied "i don't!"

and it just so happens that our manager mark has also
signed his divorce papers this week...
2 for the price of 1!
marks achievement was 13 years of marriage to the "no comment"
reason for leaving? i didn't
results: 3 beautiful children and a bottle of whiskey

congrats guys! all the best for your single future...
may you never make that kind of mistake again,
unless of course you end up finding the right one

- and sandra my love...
just remember the age old saying:
"why get married and make one man miserable, when you can stay single and make thousands miserable?"