at 10:20 saturday morning my 1996 honda civic gli was
officially written off by my insurance company.
wooohhhhooooooooooo!
new car for me!
dear old honda
you've been a wonderful car to me, assisted in many areas, have really stuck by me and helped me out of many a jam
wooohhhhooooooooooo!
new car for me!
dear old honda
you've been a wonderful car to me, assisted in many areas, have really stuck by me and helped me out of many a jam
(traffic jam haha get it?)
but now seeing as you have dents on every panel (thank you hail storm!), your aerial no longer retracts, your back right tail light has blown, your central locking is kaput, your alarm sounds ill - (and then some), your boot swings shut instead of staying open, your washer fluid does not work, your paint is fading, your speedo dials don't light up when they should, you rattle when i put my foot on the accelerator too quickly, your interior light is dim and you require fuel to take me places...
i think it's over between us.
no hard feelings -
you do have an awesome stereo.
love, jade xx
p.s. i'm sure that someone out there will want you
let the car hunting begin!
but now seeing as you have dents on every panel (thank you hail storm!), your aerial no longer retracts, your back right tail light has blown, your central locking is kaput, your alarm sounds ill - (and then some), your boot swings shut instead of staying open, your washer fluid does not work, your paint is fading, your speedo dials don't light up when they should, you rattle when i put my foot on the accelerator too quickly, your interior light is dim and you require fuel to take me places...
i think it's over between us.
no hard feelings -
you do have an awesome stereo.
love, jade xx
p.s. i'm sure that someone out there will want you
let the car hunting begin!
You could have at least taken a picture of YOUR Honda Civic!! It is almost like you don't appreciate it enough to pay your respects to the real car because you like the backdrop of the picture better then your own driveway!! Shame on you ;)
ReplyDeleteIt does have a good stereo :)
xo P
Shame on YOU. How do you KNOW it's not really my car? 'sif the snow gives it away!
ReplyDeletePLUS, the car was at home - so I had to find whichever one looked the closest on Google images. haha